Wednesday 10 November 2010

Home Handy-Man

My right-hand wing mirror on my car has been broken for ages so I finally got around to buying a replacement and all that was left to do was to fit it. It looked like a job for Home Handy-Man.

Here's the shitty old mirror that was broken. I dunno how it broke. I came home from holiday a few months ago and it was broken. I'd even had it in the retracted position so that no cars would hit it off, which leads me to believe that it was something more sinister. Damned drunken students, I'll bet.

Here's a picture of the old mirror and the new mirror. The new mirror (second hand) even has a wee mirror attached to it, reminiscent of a baby koala attached to the parent koala.

Here's what the car looked like once i'd taken off the old mirror. Naked. Am I allowed to show this kind of nudity on the internet?

Finally, heres's the new mirror all screwed on and ready to go.

Home Handy-Man strikes again. Well, maybe not "again". How about just "Home Handy-Man strikes. Inaugurally."

And in this generation of obsessive recyclisation, I even found a use for the old mirror.

Friday 5 November 2010

Tuesday 2 November 2010

Can't Come Out Too Soon

Hey all.
Francis wrote this song. He hopes you enjoy it.
Anthony

Tuesday 26 October 2010

Thursday 14 October 2010

Tuesday 12 October 2010

The Beatles

A present for Logan.

My friend Logan likes David Bowie so I thought I'd surprise him with this:
Right, now back to work on my God-damned assignment.


Tuesday 3 August 2010

Blackbird (A capella)

I was bored on Sunday night so I recorded my own A capella version of the Beatles' song Blackbird. Have a listen below and let me know what you think.


Blackbird (A capella) by user5836174

Thursday 29 July 2010

James Dean


Hi. So, I tricked you a little bit with the James Dean picture and blog title so that you'd come here and read my largely un-researched rant. It does relate to James Dean though.

Okay so, today I saw a link to the official website of James Dean.

My first thought was: this is strange. Why? Well, because my brain failed to align the idea of James Dean (brain says: old) and the idea of the Internet (brain says: new). I guess more specifically, James Dean died* in 1955 and the Internet wasn't born till the 80s or 90s or whenever. James Dean never saw the Internet, so I'm really racking my brains to try and think of how jamesdean.com could really call itself "the official James Dean website". Surely James Dean is the only person who has ever lived who could say whether a website could be that. Is James Dean alive? No, he's dead.

Okay, so then I thought, well, maybe it's got something to do with his "estate" or whatever that means. Like, his kids or something. Like how Yoko Ono is in charge of John Lennon's estate, there'll be someone in charge of James Dean's. Okay, who? James Dean wasn't really one to have a wife or kids. In fact, he didn't have a wife or kids. So who the hell is in charge of his estate? Maybe he had a brother who had kids. Are they in charge of his estate? Did they ever even know James Dean? How could they possibly be able to give jamesdean.com the permission to call themselves "the official James Dean website"?

Is it official just because their domain name is jamesdean.com, and not jamesdean.geocities.com or some other shitty unofficial sounding domain name? And, if the answer is yes, then is this MY official website???? Yikes!!!

The next thing you know there's jesuschrist.com which sounds "official" enough... SO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THEN???

* Incidentally, James Dean has been dead for 55 years now and we know what happens to dead bodies after a while...so what do you suppose this would smell like?

Wednesday 16 June 2010

Pussy/View/Mac+Cheese

This is the coolest looking (domestic) cat I've ever seen in person. It lives upon Epuni Street (which is Liz's street and not mine so she's cooler by association). I was talking to some guy who was washing his car and he said that it cost about a thousand bucks to get a cat like this but he didn't know what type of cat it is because he'd forgotten. The guy also said it was always watching him wash his car cos it likes the water. Then he gave me a demo by spraying some water from the hose. Sure enough, the cat was interested.

I've been living at my flat for, awwww, 'bout three'n'a half months now? So anyway, I thought I'd go for a walk up my street (up the hill) and have a gander. Turns out there were some sweet views up there! Check them out:





Cool eh!! Lastly, here's a picture of the Mac and Cheese me and Alex made a few nights ago:
It tasted as good as it looks!!!!

Thursday 10 June 2010

360 degree Panorama of Wellington from the top of Mt Victoria

This is the first 360 degree panorama I've ever done. It was taken yesterday evening (at around 5pm). It was blustery up there and I was almost blown off my rock at one point. There were a couple of tourists sitting down on the bank below the lookout. One of them had a white acoustic guitar and he was playing Nirvana's Polly. Click on the photo to open it in a new window where it will be (marginally) bigger.

Thursday 25 February 2010

Putting My Thumb to Good Use.

Part One of a three-part blog entry about hitch-hiking around Central North Island.

(Does the title of this blog entry sound gross? It wasn't meant to. It was just meant to be a witty way of introducing my first blog entry)

I had some time off from uni this week and I wanted to do something spontaneous. I also though a bit of a detox might be in order. So I decided that I'd hitch up to Tongariro National Park and do some walks, and generally stay out of trouble. I had thought that the most enjoyable part of the trip would be the hours and hours of walks that I had planned up and around the volcanoes. Even though that was absolutely amazing (and just what I needed), it turns out that the hitching was something I think I needed even more. Some people might think of hitching simply a means to getting where you need to go. I figured out pretty quickly that it was more about meeting fantastic people who I wouldn't normally really get the chance to meet - much less to get to know. I met such a great bunch of people while hitching around and I kept thinking if I could invite them all around to my place for a party It'd be such a sweet party!

At the end of each ride, I explained to my new friend that I had a wee blog and that I was wanting to get a picture of each person who picked me up so I could talk about them. I thought that if I did this, this might make my family a little less worried about me when I hitch! Pretty much everyone I asked agreed. Some were a little tentative at first, but when I described the size of my audience (small), they were happy enough to participate. Only two of them thought to ask me for the URL of my blog. Another two of my lovely drivers were not photographed. I will explain this when it comes time.

DAY ONE

Ride One: Simon (Johnsonville-Porirua)

(5-10 min. wait) Simon picked me up in a white, trade-person-esque van just past the on-ramp from Johnsonville onto SH1. Simon was the first (and youngest) of three builders I met on my travels. It was a short ride (J'ville-Porirua) so we didn't have much time to converse, but he told me that he'd been doing his carpentry course thing (details - yikes!) for four years part-time while working, and was just coming to the end of it which was just as well because he was pretty sick of it by now. He had the week off because he was in between two jobs. Can't quite remember why he was heading to Porirua, but it was a nice encounter while it lasted.

Ride Two: Grant (Porirua-Waikanae)

Grant picked me up in an ash-covered diesel Corona sedan. Grant is a Diesel Engineer by trade, however, he'd been taking it easy lately and has been working at a firewood yard. Grant had driven his daughter, Bethany, and her daughter, Ophelia, down from Taupo (where they live) so that Bethany could be there at her friend's book launch in Wellington. Grant had been staying with a friend just out of Porirua (near the recent big fire), and this was why his car was covered in ash. He was driving up to Taupo via Waikanae, where he would drop me off so that he could pick up Bethany and Ophelia (that's where they were staying). Grant is a very lovely man, who made me feel very welcome. He is very proud of his family and loves them very much, and believes that Ophelia (his grand-daughter) is pretty much the most wonderful wee person ever. He is also a very conscientious driver, and made sure I knew that if I ever was feeling uncomfortable with his driving to let him know. He even got me to help him out spotting the different speed-signs, just to make sure he didn't miss any. Eventually we got to Waikanae and I met Bethany and Ophelia briefly. I thanked him very much and was on my way.

Ride Three: Grant (again), Bethany, and Ophelia (Waikanae-Rangipo)

As I was waiting for a lift in Waikanae, up pulls a familiar looking car. It's Grant again, this time with Bethany and Ophelia. He reckons I can actually fit in the car after all, which is great news for me because I had grown quite fond of Grant and was quite keen to get to know some of his family. As I said above, they were heading to Taupo so we established that they could drop me off in Waiouru. Bethany is really into horses, drawing and fantasy worlds/imagery. She owns multiple horses, and as a result of spending a lot of time with them, she can draw them really well. She designs tattoos, which usually involve horse-like dragons in various elegant/intimidating positions and she showed me a couple of her sketch books. As well as this, she's just started writing a children's fantasy book and will be doing the illustrations herself. She gave me the URL for her art page, but I can't seem to find any of her drawings on it!
Ophelia, 18 months old, is Bethany's daugher and, subsequently, also really loves horses. She had a few toy horsies which she was waving around in her carseat. Ophelia is really cute, but don't trust her to eat an ice-cream in McDonalds because she'll just end up with most of it in her hair. It was lovely to see Grant with Ophelia. He regards her as a real blessing for the family and he loves her to bits. Really cute!
We got to Waiouru, which was where we were going to part ways, but Grant convinced me that it'd be just as easy to get to Whakapapa (where I was going to be staying) from Rangipo. Rangipo is at the northern end of the Desert Road. So off we went. Just as we got onto the Desert Road, Ophelia filled her nappy. As you may know, there's nowhere you can really pull over on the Desert Road, so we endured the "situation", windows open, until Rangipo. Ophelia seemed happy enough. We got to Rangipo, where a nappy was changed, a blog-photo was taken, and I was given the rest of a bag of cool mints! Thanks guys!

Ride Four: Un-named (Rangipo - Whakapapa turnoff)

After waiting in the hot, hot sun, at the turn-off in Rangipo for about 15 min, a tour-bus pulled up. The driver was a lovely, middle-aged, Māori woman, who was driving her usual afternoon route from Turangi back to National Park where she worked at a Backpackers. The bus was to take tourists back and forth between the various places around the mountains. Her grumpy boss was away on holiday so she decided to pick me up and not make me pay or anything, as she sees no harm in picking up the occasional hitcher. She was really quite cute and lovely. She was so surprised that I bothered to introduce myself, that she giggled a bit and forgot to introduce herself. I didn't push the issue, so she will remain nameless. She told me about her kids (who were now all grown up) and what they were up to. She remind me a lot of my mother, as she was really caring, and she had the same infectious laugh and smile.
We picked up a bunch of weary European tourists from the Ketetahi end of the Tongariro Alpine Crossing on our way and she was very careful in making sure everyone who was supposed to be on the bus was on the bus.
I was dropped off at the turn off up to Whakapapa. I told her about my blog and the photo-taking bit, and we kind of decided that maybe it wasn't the best idea to photograph her for the blog, just in case it got back to her boss that she was picking up hitch-hikers. I know that only a few people read this blog, but it was more to put her mind at ease, really.


Ride Five: Dave (Up to Whakapapa Village)

I think I must have only been waiting for five minutes before Dave picked me up in his truck-thing. He had been called up to Whakapapa Village to repair some car I think, but as we approached the village, a call came through on his radio that the job had been done and that he was no longer needed. So he cheerily dropped me off at my final destination, Whakapapa Holiday Park (where I would camp for three nights), and then Dave headed home to (I think) Taumarunui.

Fun times!! I may post a blog about my walks up at the mountains eventually, but it'll be after my series on hitching. Stay tuned for part two!

Saturday 20 February 2010

Stupid people doing stupid things.

Check out these stupid, tiny, dumb-ass kids all wearing the same bright green jerkins. Walking around, looking around. Holding hands too! God. I bet they think they're so cute.



I've got no idea who these guys are, but they taught me that grapes in savoury sandwiches seems to work quite well.

Tuesday 16 February 2010

Won't make that mistake again.

I was leaving Alex and Gianna's house with my bass amp in the back of the car. I was accelerating off up the road when there was an almighty thud/crash/smash sound from the back of the car. I pulled over. It was the gods-damned amp. It'd rolled over and bashed itself into the back window of the car. I got out. I got Alex. We swept glass by moonlight. I felt a terrible pain in my wallet.

Turns out the insurance will cover it. Thank the gods for insurance. I'm supposed to be studying for my exam on friday morning.


Sunday 14 February 2010

Another scary photo of Gianna.

This picture is in reply to this blog post. It's Gianna caring for her skin with a face mask. I was actually quite frightened when she came out of the bathroom wearing it. Especially because she was cackling but the face mask stayed the same.

Thursday 4 February 2010

Some crazy sh*t going down in my 'hood.

Wowzer! So I was walking down to the supermarket to buy some lemons (I've got a cold and a sore froat) and I noticed about ten cop cars and an ambulance outside this block of flats. All the cops were looking up at one of the flats. One of the cops had a gun as big as my leg!! He was pointing it at the flat. Crazy.

Here are some photos:
When I wandered back home half an hour later it was still all go. I saw some camera people there. It might even be on the news!! Man, I wish I'd gotten an interview. I would have put on a broad kiwi accent. I've been imagining what I would have said:

"Oh em gee. I was just walking down to Woolworths to buy some lemons. I am amazed to see something like this happening down the road. I mean, Johnsonville's so mind-numbingly boring. Nothing ever happens here. I think it's great for the community." - Francis Lander, local poet.

Here's a link to the article on Stuff.

Wednesday 3 February 2010

Sneetches on Beaches.

Since getting back from London, I've realised how many beaches there are around New Zealand, and how accessible they are. In the last two weeks alone, I've been at Waikanae Beach, Moana Roa Beach, Scorching Bay, Island Bay, Makara Beach, and (of course) Oriental Bay.

THAT'S CRAAAAAAAAZY!

I'm still on a panorama buzz so here are a couple of pans.


Scorching Bay. (a Wellington favourite - located on the East coastline of the Mirimar Peninsular)
This was on Monday. Nice sand.


Makara Beach. (On the West Coast - west of Wellington)
This was today. I was feeling low and really wanted to motivate myself to do a reading so I came here and: Success!


While at Makara, I felt the need to take some poser-y photos. Here's my favourite one.


Monday 4 January 2010

Panorama-o-rama

I just got back from Dunedin where I spent eight amazing days with lovely friends. While I was there, I took a bunch of panorama photos. I love panoramas. They're so mega-widescreen!!

Here are my favourite ones:

This is in the garden at Olveston (where I was staying with Lei).


Chris, Stu, Logan and I got together at a bar to talk smack one last time.


Playing cricket with a large group of musicians at Woodhaugh Gardens.


I went and hung out with Robbie in his office at the University Bookshop. He works so hard that he was in three places at once when I took this photo!


Logan was recording some of his songs with Stu at the ol' Four Square flat in Opoho.


Standing up on the roof at the ol' Four Suare flat in Opoho with Lei and DJ.

Thanks to all my lovely lovely Dunedin friends for making my trip to Dunedin one of the best weeks of my life!! xo