Thursday 22 December 2011

Colorad-snow.

I opened the door and put my foot out into the snow. It sank a couple of feet and my “new experience”-alarm-bells went off.
I went out and shoveled the snow off of the sidewalk out front. You have to do this by law. For a beginner, I was proud of my efforts and took a photo.
Next I wandered down the street admiring all the prettiness of the snow and watching different people’s techniques at getting snow off driveways and sidewalks. Most just had shovels like me. I saw one woman with a machine that looked like a lawnmower and she was pushing it around and it was spraying snow out the side. Other people had ride-on versions.
I was excited and was taking lots of photos as I wandered around Erie. People must have thought I was nuts. It was clear that I was the only person who was outside for fun. As I walked past bemused Coloradans momentarily distracted from de-snowing their driveways, my funny little accented voice rang out into the chilled air making noises that would have sounded like this: “Gid afta-noon!”, “Thet looks loike faan!” or “Noice day fer ut!”










I got back home and decided that I'd construct a snowperson out the back. It didn't really work out though cos the snow is just too darn powdery and hard to pack! Maybe there's a trick to it. Maybe you just need more than one worker. Anyway, below is my aborted attempt. It's more like a snowmound really.

Monday 3 October 2011

Butch Vig - Very Mournful

Haven't posted in a while. It's twenty years since Nirvana release Nevermind and I watched the Classic Albums documentary for the album today. The part where the producer of the album, Butch Vig, talks about the track 'Something in the Way' has always made me laug because of how he talks about the album. So I made this:



Thursday 31 March 2011

Miracle Max


"Yes, absolutely, I would save him, if he had said 'true love,' but you misheard, whereas I, being an expert on the bellows cram, will tell you what any qualified tongue man will only be happy to verify - namely, that the f sound is the hardest for the corpse to master, and that it therefore comes out vuh, and what your friend said was 'to blove,' by which he meant, obviously, 'to bluff' - clearly he is either involved in a shady business deal or a card game and wishes to win, and that is certainly not reason enough for a miracle. I'm sorry, I never change my mind once it's made up, good-by, take your corpse with you."


Saturday 12 March 2011

Little Deuce Coupe - The Clone Choir

I decided to put my clones to good use today. We all gathered around and sang and sang the Beach Boys and I recorded it. Have a listen.

Little Deuce Coupe - A capella by user5836174

Thursday 20 January 2011

Clone Storage Facility.


Mercifully, I've been able to find storage space for my clones. It was just getting a bit crowded at home.
OMG, BTW, FYI, it took a while to decide what to title this blog entry. Here were some of the other contenders:
- The perfect office staff.
- Something for the ladies.
- Press photo for my new band: Anthony and the Anthonys.
Can you think of any others? I'd love to hear your suggestions.

Tuesday 11 January 2011

Harry Potter

I was so excited about going to see the new Harry Potter movie that I thought I'd dress up as Harry Potter to go see it.

I actually found the glasses at my flat.

"Lumos!"

I ended up chickening out and not going dressed as Harry Potter. Great film!!